Matt

Matt Beilman is a hostile alien parasite unfrozen due to climate change. He can communicate with humans only through the use of post-apocalyptic science-fiction literature.  He loves the scent of caffeine and will enter any area laced with it. 

John

John Oman is a sentient heap of pizza boxes that, when placed in a certain place at a certain time of day, the sun shines through and makes a beam that can be captured and translated into webcomic form.  John is an adventure that takes four to six 1st level PCs to 20th level.

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